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The Almost Last Christmas

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Earth is on the cosmic Naughty List. It's been this way for 250 years, ever since alien elves first arrived and selected a human to be a role model for how to get on the Nice List.

His name? Santa Claus.

To get on the Nice List, humans must show they are kind, caring, generous, selfless, and mature enough to work for the greater good of the world and its future generations. Once on the Nice List, they will receive powerful alien technology that would greatly improve Earth, but if misused would lead to a global disaster. This is why humans must first pass the Nice List test.

Unfortunately, humans have proven to be the most difficult species the elves have ever worked with. The clock is ticking; the elves are losing patience.

Can humanity get its act together in time?

Read the book.

Wear the shirt.

Save the humans!

Select color: Black

Select size

More details

  • 50% cotton and 50% polyester
  • Midweight fabric (5.5 oz)
  • Yarn diameter: 20 singles
  • Moisture-management fabric
  • Modern classic fit
  • Classic-width ribbed collar
  • Neck and shoulder taping
  • Tear away label

Size & Fit


Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

The Almost Last Christmas Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width
XS
18
14
S
20 1/2
16
M
22
17
L
23 1/2
18
XL
25
19

Measurements are provided by our suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.


A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

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Sheltering Tree Media offers book-cover merchandise, United Methodist designs, inspirational gifts, children’s book apparel, and branded items representing Sheltering Tree dot Earth Publishing and August Isley Books. Collections include designs from titles such as Don't Throw Stones, Grace, Advocate Justice and Mercy, They Shall Shine, Starborn Descendants, Trinity Trail, Permission Accepted, and more. Additional product lines—apparel, home goods, and promotional branding items—are added regularly as the publishing house expands its creative and faith-centered offerings.